Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Back to Teaching

Just to share some teaching fun with you all.

1. This is the second time i have witnessed this. A girl wears a VERY revealing shirt.....then contorts her body into a position that another student can see pretty much all she has to offer....and then proceeds to chew out the student for looking down her shirt.....If you don't want people looking at your goods, then don't wear shit that shows it.....I honestly thought a girl was gonna give another student a black eye today for looking at her chest. Dumb women.

2. What is the point of giving practice tests that cover the content standards for the grade the students are in, but at the beginning of the year when they have yet to cover those standards. I mean as a teacher was I supposed to cover all of my standards by the 4th week of classes. Well i guess so because we are starting testing tomorrow and they will last through Friday. luckily for me i only lose my planning period each day, and half of my second block class....but hell, i didn't need any of those educational minutes.....The people in charge of education an bloody idiots.

3. Did I miss something in the past 6 years while i was in college....but when i was in high school i didn't just skip school because i didn't feel like it. Yeah maybe one day a year i could talk my parents into letting me off to go hunting or something like that.....but never did i just take a day off to lay in bed till 11AM and then watch TV the rest of the day.....well for some reason the kids today feel that school is optional and show up maybe 2 days a week.....Do they honestly think that they are going to pass/graduate. If i was a senior i would be at school.....i have 4 off the top of my head that have only been to school 8 or 9 days this entire year....How can you pass your classes if your not in school.....freaking idiots....come to school....parents, make your kids go to school..........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


On a happier note, IL isn't that far away. Once science creates worm holes i can just walk through one and be in Normal, IL w/ that cutie Emily :O). So scientists, get your asses in gear and make them happen tomorrow.

Late

P.S. The big back part on the back of a shitter is where the wizard lives that operates it, you don't want to anger him.

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